Trump Contacts Shooting Victims to Launch Criticism Against Tim Walz
WASHINGTON — While the surviving victims of Saturday’s shootings were still recovering from their injuries, President Donald Trump reportedly called […]
Ayatollah Discloses the Real Shock Was the Money He Saved on Car Insurance After Switching to GEICO
TEHRAN — While the world anxiously awaited Iran’s ominous warnings last night, the Ayatollah surprised everyone today by revealing that
Michael Strahan Overtakes Diane Sawyer as Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Record Holder
NEW YORK — After months of inching closer to the milestone, Michael Strahan officially overtook Diane Sawyer on Friday to
Alyssa Milano Suspected of Attempting to Hire an Assassin for a Presidential Target
LOS ANGELES, CA – In one of the most head-scratching celebrity stories since someone tried to list the Hollywood sign
Bruce Springsteen Declares New Jersey a Sovereign Nation, Assumes Role of Denim-Clad Monarch
TRENTON, NJ — In a surprise move that shocked exactly no one from the Garden State, Bruce Springsteen took the
Gordon Ramsay Was Forced to Kick Out “Sloppy Drunks” Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce from Hell’s Kitchen Las Vegas
When you’re in Las Vegas, besides gambling, two of the biggest pastimes are eating and drinking. In a civilized setting,
Academy of Country Music Rejects Beyoncé’s Membership Request: “We Honestly Thought It Was a Joke”
Beyoncé Knowles has her sights set on becoming a country music star. Despite holding the record for the most Grammy
Mark Wahlberg Passed on a $30 Million Role With Tom Hanks: “I’ll Pray for Him, But I Refuse to Work With Him.”
Mark Wahlberg has certainly evolved since his early days with The Funky Bunch. Now a devout Christian, he stands out
Neither Garth Brooks nor Taylor Swift Were Given a Role in the Toby Keith Tribute Concert
The Toby Keith tribute concert is still in its early planning phase, but one thing is clear: only artists who