96th Academy Awards host Keanu Reeves will host; Jimmy Kimmel will be permanently barred for being woke

Coach Belichick Selects the Team Captain for the Anthem Kneeling: “You’re Not an Activist”

Planet Fitness experiences an overnight loss of $1.5 billion following a boycott.

Roseanne Barr collaborates with Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson to establish a production studio that is not aligned with woke culture.

Jimmy Kimmel faces a loss of brand deals amounting to $500 million following his politically charged Oscars monologue.

Kid Rock and Oliver Anthony are teaming up for a tour called the “Save America” tour, which is intended to be non-woke.

Michael Jordan is introducing a brand that diverges from the “woke” culture, aiming to rival Nike.

NFL says Taylor Swift can’t watch the Super Bowl because she’s too distracting.

Says Reba McEntire Won’t Perform with Garth Brooks on TV: “All of His Followers Are City People with Rainbow Hair”

Declines with Sylvester Stallone The Half-Billion Dollar “Woke” Film Proposal from Disney

Whoopi Goldberg is sued by Anheuser-Busch for $100 billion.

“The View Is The Worst Show On TV, Cancelling Soon,” Declares the Head of ABC