Elon Musk Will Accompany The Truckers, Saying “They’re Doing God’s Work”
In a move that has sparked both fascination and controversy, Elon Musk, the innovative entrepreneur known for his ventures into space, electric vehicles, and social […]
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Taylor Swift is banned by the NFL from the Super Bowl because “she’s too distracting”
In a surprising move that has shocked both fans and insiders, the National Football League (NFL) has declared that pop sensation Taylor Swift is prohibited […]
Leaving Hollywood, Angelina Jolie said there is “too much wokeness here.”
In a surprising and groundbreaking revelation, Angelina Jolie, a highly acclaimed figure in Hollywood, has announced her exit from the film industry, citing an atmosphere […]
Gary Sinise Turns Down a $500,000 Project to Work with “Woke” Tom Hanks on “I Stay Away From Woke People”
In a surprising twist that has reverberated through Hollywood, Gary Sinise, renowned for his compelling performances and philanthropy, has publicly announced his refusal to collaborate […]
Trump is expected to announce a new nickname for Nikki Haley on February 15th.
MAR-A-LAGO — Former President Donald Trump hinted today that he plans to unveil a impactful new moniker for Nikki Haley on February 15th. “I’m going […]
Biden Ignores to Put on Clothes, and the Media Applauds His Magnificent Ensemble
KISSIMMEE, FL – Joe Biden emerged from the cooler on his campaign bus for a speech during a campaign stop today, only to realize he […]
“Black History Is Just As Important As History of Regular People,” said Biden.
WASHINGTON, DC — During a kick-off celebration for Black History Month, President Biden conveyed his support for African American history by expressing that he considers […]
“Hey, How Are All The Dinosaurs Doing?” As Noah cooks a 37-foot-long rack of ribs, he asks his wife
THE ARK — Having been confined for what seemed like an eternity, Naamah, Noah’s wife, is beginning to question the whereabouts of the dinosaurs they […]
Tom Hanks and Sylvester Stallone Won’t Work Together Because “He Weirds Me Out”
Sylvester Stallone boasts a lengthy and diverse career encompassing roles as an actor, writer, producer, and director spanning nearly four decades. However, there’s a notable […]
“What a Huge Mistake”: Peyton Manning’s Big Bud Light Deal Turns Out to Cost Him Millions of Dollars
If the news of Peyton Manning teaming up with Bud Light left you disappointed, you’re not the only one. Millions of fans expressed their displeasure […]
“I’ve Heard Enough Boos,” says Garth Brooks as he bows out of his presenter role at the Grammy Awards.
Garth Brooks has faced a challenging year, and his situation doesn’t seem to be improving. As per his spokesperson, Joe Barron, Brooks has chosen to […]
DeNiro Was Rejected to Present at the Oscars: “His Furious Speeches Are Unwelcome”
The meticulous planning required for Hollywood’s prestigious awards ceremonies involves the division of responsibilities among various committees. Among these, the Presenter’s Committee faces significant challenges […]