WASHINGTON, DC — During a kick-off celebration for Black History Month, President Biden conveyed his support for African American history by expressing that he considers black history to be equally significant as mainstream historical narratives.
“In this Black History Month, I want to extend my warm wishes to all black individuals. Black history holds significance—it’s on par with regular history, if not more so,” stated Biden. “Blacks are just as commendable as others. I’ve always believed that, especially since my black son passed away in Vietnam. Not a joke. Anyway…”
Biden then regaled the audience with tales of his supposed solo initiation of the civil rights movement, reminiscing about the underprivileged children he claimed to have assisted in rising from poverty to achieve academic success comparable to their mainstream counterparts.
“Black history is an integral part of our collective history,” asserted Biden. “Well, perhaps not the history of Mexicans because they have their own month, and the 7-Eleven employees, who also have a month. However, it is America’s history, and it holds equal importance to the history of the regular people in our nation.”
At the time of publication, Biden was observed searching for the exit on the event stage, eventually announcing to the crowd that he felt fatigued and needed to locate a comfortable spot for an afternoon nap.
