THE ARK — Having been confined for what seemed like an eternity, Naamah, Noah’s wife, is beginning to question the whereabouts of the dinosaurs they accommodated on the ark.
“Hey Noah, dear, have you noticed any of the dinosaurs lately?” inquired Naamah as she approached Noah, who was busy applying dry rub seasoning to a 37-foot-long rack of ribs. “I recall the effort we put into getting them on board, and now I’m curious about where they might have disappeared to. How does one misplace a massive 5-ton creature, anyway?”
“Well, sweetie, I’m not sure. It does seem odd, but I’m confident they’ll show up eventually,” nervously replied Noah, while turning a meat chunk resembling the left leg of a velociraptor over the fire. “Oh, by the way, for dinner, I was thinking we could enjoy some tricera-chops — I mean pork chops. What do you think?”
According to reports, Noah and his sons were longing for the barbecues they used to have before the Great Flood and couldn’t resist firing up the grill for a T-rex T-bone or a stegosaurus steak. Unfortunately, they inadvertently consumed their way through the entire dinosaur kingdom.
At the time of this report, Noah was observed unloading a smoker with tender, flavorful pterodactyl brisket that had been smoking for 40 days and 40 nights.
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