KISSIMMEE, FL – Joe Biden emerged from the cooler on his campaign bus for a speech during a campaign stop today, only to realize he had forgotten to dress.
Despite the wardrobe mishap, the Biden campaign faced no concerns as the media promptly commended his “regal” and “elegant” appearance, describing it as “majestic” and “presidential.”
“Look at that impeccable business suit he’s sporting – appears genuinely presidential!” remarked a CNN reporter, diverting later to compose a flattering piece on Kamala Harris’ footwear.
“He’s quite the fashion-forward individual – truly adept at carrying off that stylish and refined suit,” murmured an MSNBC reporter. “Nicely done, Joe. Very well done indeed.”
However, a young boy who mistakenly thought the campaign event was a entertaining clown show took one glance at Biden and exclaimed, “Hey, he’s not wearing any clothes!”
The other journalists, taken aback by his candid observation, reacted with astonishment.
“Get him!” they shouted. Instead of physically confronting him, they adhered to social distancing guidelines and opted to scrutinize his old tweets.
