James Taylor Fans Too Frail for Standing Ovation at Concert
CHICAGO, IL—Fans at a recent James Taylor concert raved about the “amazing” show. Yet, none had strong enough knees to […]
Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Public to Stop Filming Crimes
CINCINNATI, OH—After a violent mob attack went viral online, Police Chief Teresa Theetge held a press conference Monday. She urged
Kamala Harris Quits Politics to Focus on Vodka, Sources Say
SACRAMENTO, CA—Kamala Harris, former Vice President, declared today she’s quitting politics to devote more time to vodka. After losing the
Tyler, The Creator Profile: Don’t Tap The Glass Album Facts
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Hulk Hogan’s Corpse Body Slams Mortician in Funeral Home
Hulk Hogan’s Corpse Shocks Funeral Home with Body Slam CLEARWATER, FL—Hulk Hogan, who died last week at 71, stunned a
Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom Dodge Each Other While Naked Paddleboarding
CAGLIARI, ITALY—Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom faced an awkward moment Monday when they spotted each other naked paddleboarding off Sardinia’s
Lewis and Clark Expedition Driven by Costly Camping Gear, Historians Say
Lewis and Clark Expedition Sparked by Pricey Camping Gear PRINCETON, NJ—Historians at Princeton University revealed Thursday that Meriwether Lewis and
Obama Presidential Center Design Faces Backlash in Chicago
CHICAGO, IL—The Obama Presidential Center, nearing completion, draws heavy criticism for its design, which many compare to Castle Grayskull from
Trump Retains Strong Support Among Pedophiles, Poll Shows
WASHINGTON—A new Gallup poll released Tuesday highlights that President Donald Trump continues to enjoy robust support among working-class American pedophiles,