Prince Harry Faces Bizarre Royal Demands at Peace Talks
Prince Harry and King Charles have agreed to a potential peace summit. But can they truly reconcile? Several “minor” sticking […]
Chief Justice Gives KBJ Coloring Book to Avoid Distractions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a desperate attempt to prevent more eyebrow-raising questions and random comments during Supreme Court oral arguments,
Trump Tells Supporters to Ignore Public Outrage Over Pedophilia Allegations
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Facing growing criticism from his MAGA supporters over alleged links to Jeffrey Epstein, former President Donald Trump
Study Finds Steve to Blame for Literally Everything
COLUMBUS, OH — A comprehensive study by researchers at The Ohio State University has finally confirmed what many suspected: everything
ICE Deports Marine Corps Sergeant Major Mid-Speech, Corps Vows Swift Replacement
LOS ANGELES — In a shocking move Monday, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) deported Sergeant Major of the Marine
Pam Bondi Demands Answers: What Is the DOJ Hiding About Epstein?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Raising fresh suspicions about the Department of Justice’s newly released report on Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. Attorney General
Local Man Plans to Stay Up Late to Call Katie Taylor “Overrated” If She Loses
DUBLIN — Local sports fan Niall Cremmond has boldly declared that he plans to stay up until nearly 4 a.m.
Trump’s 35% Canada Tariff Threat: Will He Back Down Again?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just announced a bold new 35% tariff on all products imported into the
Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary For Child Slavery
SACRAMENTO, CA — In what he calls a bold stand against federal overreach, California Governor Gavin Newsom has proudly declared