Stranger Things Season 5 Shifts to Haunted Nursing Home
LOS ANGELES, CA—Production delays have aged Stranger Things’ child actors, forcing Season 5 to shift from Hawkins, Indiana’s schools to […]
Democrats Slam Trump’s Census Plan to Block Illegal Votes
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats raised alarms after President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. Census to count only citizens, warning it could nullify
Female Umpire Ejects Player Over Dream Misconduct in Game
Female Umpire Sparks Outrage with Dream-Based Player Ejection ATLANTA, GA—A new female MLB umpire, Stacy Rance, caused a stir Wednesday
Experts Advise Americans to Cry Like Babies Over Hardships
CLEVELAND, OH—Facing soaring living costs, scarce jobs, and fewer educational opportunities, mental health experts convened this week and advised Americans
Shocking Gwyneth Paltrow Biography Revelations Unveiled
NEW YORK, NY—Amy Odell’s unauthorized Gwyneth: The Biography, based on over 220 interviews, exposes jaw-dropping claims about Gwyneth Paltrow. These
Trump Gerrymanders U.S. to Annex Canada, Shocks Critics
WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump stunned the world Tuesday by gerrymandering the United States to annex Canada, forming a supercountry with
Scott Disick Warns Son of Genetic Loserism Risk in Emotional Talk
Scott Disick Alerts Son to Hereditary Loserism in Heartfelt Chat LOS ANGELES, CA—Scott Disick, reality TV star, opened up to
Gollum Disrupts Jesus Christ Superstar with Stage Invasion
HOLLYWOOD, CA—A performance of Jesus Christ Superstar in Hollywood stopped abruptly Wednesday when Gollum leapt onto the stage and seized
Trump Returns to McDonald’s Job to Lift Weak Jobs Report
Trump Takes McDonald’s Shift to Boost Weak Jobs Report FEASTERVILLE, PA—President Donald Trump returned to a Pennsylvania McDonald’s, where he