Idaho Passes Law for Terminally Ill to Die by Vending Machine
BOISE, ID—Idaho’s Legislature passed a controversial death-with-indignity law Thursday, allowing terminally ill patients to be crushed by falling vending machines. […]
Meryl Streep Cooks Breakfast in Jiminy Glick Suit for Martin Short
LOS ANGELES, CA—Three-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep stunned Martin Short by preparing breakfast Friday in his Jiminy Glick suit, complete
Elon Musk Trapped as Evil Clone Hijacks His Image
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION—Billionaire Elon Musk awoke bruised and bound, shouting, “Where am I?” after being kidnapped near his Texas home. The
Demi Lovato Joins Jonas Brothers for Camp Rock Reunion at JONAS20 Tour
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—The Jonas Brothers launched their JONAS20 tour on August 10, 2025, at MetLife Stadium, thrilling fans with a
Ronaldo Proposes to Georgina Rodríguez with Huge Diamond
TURIN, ITALY—Soccer icon Cristiano Ronaldo proposed to Georgina Rodríguez with a dazzling, multi-million-dollar diamond ring, ending months of speculation. The
U2’s New Album ‘Statement’ Falls Flat, WWN Critic Says
DUBLIN, IRELAND—U2’s new release, Statement, fails to captivate, according to WWN music critic Tony Drummond. The U2-Statement-album-review highlights a lack
Elon Musk’s Baby Name Book “From Arargnft to Zrrfppfortt” Released
BOCA CHICA, TX—Elon Musk, the 53-year-old tech mogul, launched his unconventional baby name book, From Arargnft to Zrrfppfortt, aiming to
Whoopi Goldberg Named Hollywood’s Most Disliked for Third Time
LOS ANGELES, CA—Whoopi Goldberg, once celebrated for roles in The Color Purple and Ghost, was named Hollywood’s most disliked person
Leaked P Diddy Letter to Trump Begging for Pardon Revealed
WASHINGTON, DC—Sean “P Diddy” Combs’s legal team confirmed contact with the White House to secure a presidential pardon. A leaked