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Kelley Mack, The Walking Dead actress, remembered for her role as Addy, dies at 33 after battling glioma, per family statement.

Kelley Mack, Walking Dead Star, Dies at 33 After Cancer Battle

Edy Edy. / August 6, 2025

Kelley Mack, The Walking Dead Actress, Dies at 33 After Glioma Battle CINCINNATI, OH—Kelley Mack, beloved for her role as […]

Music festival fans upset over high ticket prices for doing drugs in fields, per rising cost concerns at events.

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Music Festival Drug Costs Soar, Outraging Fans in Fields

Edy Edy. / August 5, 2025

DUBLIN, IRELAND—Music festival fans are furious as ticket prices soar, making it pricier than ever to do drugs in a

Irish President Michael Higgins demanding UN military action to protect the Shire, per his passionate Dublin speech.

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Irish President Urges UN Military Action to Protect the Shire

Edy Edy. / August 5, 2025

DUBLIN, IRELAND—Irish President Michael Higgins urged the United Nations to launch military action to protect the Shire, citing dire threats

Cameron Brink in action during the Sparks’ double-overtime win over the Storm, showcasing her 4th-quarter impact.

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Cameron Brink Shines in Sparks’ Overtime Win Over Storm

Edy Edy. / August 4, 2025

Cameron Brink Powers Sparks to Double-Overtime Victory Over Storm SEATTLE, WA—Cameron Brink, back from a torn ACL, fueled the Los

Ian Baker-Finch, retiring broadcaster, plans to design golf courses, reflecting on his Open Championship and CBS career.

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Ian Baker-Finch Retires to Redesign Golf, Not Leave It

Edy Edy. / August 4, 2025

Ian Baker-Finch Retires to Shape Golf’s Future with Design BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA—Ian Baker-Finch, the 64-year-old Australian golf icon, announced his retirement

Caitlin Clark in Indiana Fever practice gear, awaiting return from right groin injury, per coach Stephanie White’s latest update.

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Caitlin Clark Injury Update: No Timeline for Fever Star’s Return

Edy Edy. / August 4, 2025

Caitlin Clark Injury Update: No Return Timeline Yet, Fever Say SEATTLE, WA—Caitlin Clark’s injury update offers no clear timeline for

SANCTUM SANCTORUM — Doctor Stephen Strange has made known the startling revelation that across 14 million universes, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert bombs in every single one. The shocking announcement came after several fans of Stephen Colbert came to Doctor Strange for help when they heard the news that The Late Show was being canceled. These fans felt that since Doctor Strange was able to help humanity defeat Thanos in the Infinity War by looking into 14,000,605 possible futures in order to find the one good outcome where Earth's mightiest heroes would win, he might be able to do something similar to keep Colbert on the air. "I cast my consciousness into a fathomless ocean of alternate universes, each one different from the last," began Strange. "I'm sorry, but Stephen Colbert is not funny in each and every one of the 14 million universes I looked into. As unlikely as even I find that to be, in every universe I peered into, that show bombs and inevitably gets canceled." Experts stated that if Doctor Strange still had access to the Time Stone and could look into 14 million possible futures like he did in the Infinity War, it might be possible to construct a chain of cause-and-effect in which Colbert stays on the air but remains to be unfunny. In the absence of such an option, the best that the Sorcerer Supreme, Master of the Mystic Arts, and Architect of the Multiverse could do was cast a multiversal scrying spell and look across millions of alternate universes instead. These universes gave no signs of hope for Colbert Nation. "I'm sorry, but without the Time Stone, all I can do is see Colbert bombing across the multiverse. Again and again. Endlessly." At publishing time, Doctor Strange had retired to his Sanctum Sanctorum to pick up his mantle of Reality's Last Line of Defense as he shields the inhabitants of Earth from interdimensional horrors, cosmic imbalances, and a potential reality in which only GUTFELD! remained on the air.

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Doctor Strange: Colbert’s Show Fails in All 14 Million Universes

Edy Edy. / August 3, 2025

Doctor Strange Says Colbert’s Show Tanks in 14 Million Universes SANCTUM SANCTORUM, NY—Doctor Stephen Strange stunned fans by announcing that

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Tabloids Hit 1,000th Bonnie Blue Story, Spark Outrage

Edy Edy. / August 2, 2025

LONDON, UK—Tabloid editors groaned but published their 1,000th Bonnie Blue story by 10 a.m. today. “We hate it, but there’s

Bride Tatiana Hines at her wedding, her vows revealing major changes for groom Felix Byrne, per Traverse City guest reports.

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Bride’s Vows Show Big Changes for Groom, Wedding Guests Note

Edy Edy. / August 2, 2025

TRAVERSE CITY, MI—Guests at Tatiana Hines and Felix Byrne’s wedding gasped Friday as her vows revealed how much she changed