Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary For Child Slavery
SACRAMENTO, CA — In what he calls a bold stand against federal overreach, California Governor Gavin Newsom has proudly declared […]
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Ted Bundy Claims Autism Excuse for Murders in Bizarre Confession
Infamous serial killer Ted Bundy has stunned the public by claiming that his violent crimes in the 1970s were actually
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Music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs wasted no time celebrating his recent not guilty verdicts, announcing today that he has signed
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Republicans Unveil National Debt Plan: Move Balance to Capital One 0% Intro APR Card
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a thorough investigation, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi held a press conference today to announce that
Elon Musk X Jewish User Removal: Why Elon Musk Purged Jewish Users From X
BASTROP, TX — Following reports that the company’s AI chatbot had published multiple antisemitic messages on X, Elon Musk announced
Bondi Epstein Files: Why Pam Bondi Refused to Release Epstein Documents
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