Secret Service Stunned as Trump Walks on Sloped White House Roof
Trump’s Sloped Roof Stroll Amazes Secret Service Agents WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump left Secret Service agents in awe on Tuesday […]
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Pedestrians Pause on Sidewalk for Kids to Sniff Each Other
Kids Sniff Each Other as Pedestrians Pause on Greenville Sidewalk GREENVILLE, SC—On a bustling sidewalk Wednesday, pedestrians halted to let
Americans Join Mormonism for Hulu Series Fame, Study Finds
Americans Convert to Mormonism for Hulu Series Stardom WASHINGTON, DC—A new Pew Research Center study shows a surge in Americans
Women’s Parallel Parking Joins 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles
Women’s Parallel Parking Debuts at 2028 Los Angeles Olympics LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND—The 2028 Los Angeles Olympics will feature Women’s Parallel Parking,
Hitler Jeans Ad from 1942 Uncovered, Shocks Historians
1942 Hitler Jeans Ad Stuns Historians with Nazi Link BERLIN, GERMANY—Historians discovered a 1942 advertisement showcasing Adolf Hitler in blue
Obama, Clinton Hire Same Hitman in Awkward Mix-Up
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bizarre twist, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton hired the same hitman to take each other out, sources
Pedro Pascal’s Smoochy Antics Steal Hearts at Film Festival
LOS ANGELES, CA—Pedro Pascal turned heads at a local film festival Saturday when he unleashed a flurry of “kiss kiss,
Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Public to Stop Filming Crimes
CINCINNATI, OH—After a violent mob attack went viral online, Police Chief Teresa Theetge held a press conference Monday. She urged
Kamala Harris Quits Politics to Focus on Vodka, Sources Say
SACRAMENTO, CA—Kamala Harris, former Vice President, declared today she’s quitting politics to devote more time to vodka. After losing the