Tucker Carlson Interviews Osama Bin Laden’s Corpse in Exclusive
WOODSTOCK, ME—Tucker Carlson stirred controversy with an exclusive interview featuring the dredged-up corpse of Osama bin Laden on his show. […]
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Meryl Streep Cooks Breakfast in Jiminy Glick Suit for Martin Short
LOS ANGELES, CA—Three-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep stunned Martin Short by preparing breakfast Friday in his Jiminy Glick suit, complete
Elon Musk Trapped as Evil Clone Hijacks His Image
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION—Billionaire Elon Musk awoke bruised and bound, shouting, “Where am I?” after being kidnapped near his Texas home. The
Demi Lovato Joins Jonas Brothers for Camp Rock Reunion at JONAS20 Tour
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—The Jonas Brothers launched their JONAS20 tour on August 10, 2025, at MetLife Stadium, thrilling fans with a
Elon Musk’s Baby Name Book “From Arargnft to Zrrfppfortt” Released
BOCA CHICA, TX—Elon Musk, the 53-year-old tech mogul, launched his unconventional baby name book, From Arargnft to Zrrfppfortt, aiming to
Whoopi Goldberg Named Hollywood’s Most Disliked for Third Time
LOS ANGELES, CA—Whoopi Goldberg, once celebrated for roles in The Color Purple and Ghost, was named Hollywood’s most disliked person
Female Umpire Ejects Player Over Dream Misconduct in Game
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Experts Advise Americans to Cry Like Babies Over Hardships
CLEVELAND, OH—Facing soaring living costs, scarce jobs, and fewer educational opportunities, mental health experts convened this week and advised Americans
Trump Gerrymanders U.S. to Annex Canada, Shocks Critics
WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump stunned the world Tuesday by gerrymandering the United States to annex Canada, forming a supercountry with