Blur Fans Ambush Oasis Concertgoers in Dublin Feud Revival
DUBLIN, IRELAND—Dublin Gardaí nabbed 46 rabid Blur fans Sunday, August 17, 2025, for ambushing Oasis concertgoers, reigniting a 90s Britpop […]
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Cork Trapped in Biodome Over Asian Hornet Invasion Scare
CORK, IRELAND—The National Parks & Wildlife Service dropped a 7,457-km² biodome over Cork to contain an invasive Asian hornet threatening
Ukraine Freaks as Trump Sports Soviet Ushanka Post-Putin Summit
KYIV, UKRAINE—Ukrainian officials raised hell Saturday after President Trump strutted out of a meeting with Putin rocking a Soviet ushanka,
Dad’s Wallet Trembles at Taylor Swift’s World Tour Rumors
DUBLIN, IRELAND—Local dad Damien Tynan, 36, clutched his jittery wallet as Taylor Swift’s 12th album, The Life of a Showgirl,
Brooklyn Beckham’s Explosive Act Ignites Family Feud Rumors
LONDON, UK—Gossip swirls as Brooklyn Beckham, 26, reportedly fired a rocket launcher at a car carrying parents David and Victoria
Travis Kelce Slapped with Hefty Bill for Swift’s Podcast Cameo
LEAWOOD, KS—Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce was floored Thursday by an invoice for girlfriend Taylor Swift’s guest spot on
Frito-Lay CEO Offers Trump Gold Funyun in Outrageous “Bribe”
WASHINGTON, DC—In a hilariously transparent attempt to curry favor, Frito-Lay CEO Steven Williams gifted President Donald Trump a 24-karat gold
Jerome Powell Refuses Rate Cuts to Avoid Helping Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell declared Tuesday he won’t lower interest rates if it could boost President Trump’s economic
DC Police Chief Confused by ‘Wee-oo’ Black and White Cars
WASHINGTON, DC—During a press conference on August 13, 2025, addressing rising crime and President Trump’s threat to federalize the city,