Gavin Newsom’s All-Caps Tweets Eye ‘Our Cartoon President’ Role
SACRAMENTO, CA—On August 22, 2025, California Governor Gavin Newsom emerged as the Democrat best suited for a writer’s assistant role […]
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D.C. Tourist’s Photo Ruined by Atrocities in Frame
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On August 22, 2025, tourist Stan Jacobs vented frustration when atrocities kept crashing his perfect Washington photo. The D.C.-tourist-atrocities-photo
John Bolton Escapes FBI by Hiding in Walrus Herd
BETHESDA, MD—On August 22, 2025, former National Security Advisor John Bolton vanished during an FBI raid on his home over
Jason Momoa’s ‘Chief of War’ Ass Lauded for Historical Accuracy
HONOLULU, HI—On August 21, 2025, critics and scholars cheered Jason Momoa for the historically accurate depiction of a Native Hawaiian
Trump Wins Nobel Prize for Zelenskyy’s Suit Makeove
OSLO, NORWAY—On August 21, 2025, the Nobel Committee crowned President Donald Trump with the Peace Prize for convincing Ukrainian President
Sam Altman Crumbles as ChatGPT Labels Dogs Crustaceans
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—On Tuesday, August 19, 2025, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman teetered on the edge, distraught as ChatGPT’s new model
Terence Stamp’s Final Wish: Burial in Superman’s Phantom Zone
LONDON, UK—Terence Stamp, the legendary actor who died at 87 on August 17, 2025, will be laid to rest in
Zelenskyy Wears Bikini T-Shirt to White House, Sparks Outrage
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On Monday, August 18, 2025, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy strutted into the White House wearing a cheeky bikini t-shirt,
Taylor Swift Penned New Album Amid Kelce’s Family Guy Marathon
NEW YORK, NY—On Monday, August 18, 2025, Taylor Swift dished on crafting her upcoming album The Life of a Showgirl