French Montana Snags Dubai Princess in Wild Engagement Caper
DUBAI, UAE—On August 27, 2025, French Montana, 40, allegedly swiped the heart of Dubai’s Princess Sheikha Mahra, 31, in a […]
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Taylor Swift’s Engagement to Travis Kelce Nixed by Referee
KANSAS CITY, MO—On August 27, 2025, a referee leapt from the bushes, whistle blaring, to overturn Taylor Swift’s engagement to
Trump Aides Baffled by Spalding’s Mysterious PAC Cash Dump
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On August 27, 2025, President Trump’s inner circle was left gobsmacked as sporting goods titan Spalding funneled millions into
Huda Mustafa Muzzled by Netflix on Louis Russell Romance
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Kings of Leon Reveal ‘Sex on Fire’ Meaning, Stun Fans
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JD Vance Asks to Touch National Guard’s Rifle in D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On August 25, 2025, Vice President JD Vance approached an Ohio National Guardsman in D.C., eagerly asking to touch
Taylor Swift Teases New Album Inspired by Herself
NEW YORK, NY—On August 26, 2025, pop icon Taylor Swift sparked excitement with Instagram Story hints that her 12th album,
Waterford Parents Hide Labubu Dolls from Daughters
WATERFORD, IRELAND—On August 24, 2025, Waterford parents Cormac and Tara Hurley revealed they’re pouring all their energy into hiding the
Al-Qaeda Claims Cracker Barrel Logo Redesign Attack
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—On August 23, 2025, Al-Qaeda released a video claiming responsibility for altering Cracker Barrel’s iconic logo, plunging American fans