James Dyson’s €30M Ballynatray House Redesign Sparks Fury
WATERFORD, IRELAND—On August 31, 2025, vacuum tycoon James Dyson unveiled plans to transform his 300-year-old Ballynatray House into a sci-fi […]
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Dallas Cowboys Cite 25th Amendment to Oust Jerry Jones
DALLAS, TX—On August 31, 2025, the Dallas Cowboys boldly invoked the 25th Amendment to strip owner Jerry Jones of power,
Man Loses Mind at Dave & Buster’s, Asked If It’s His First Visit
SOUTH BEND, IN—On August 28, 2025, local man Rob Woodham, 31, plunged into a hallucinatory abyss at Dave & Buster’s,
Critics Crown Taylor Swift’s Future Divorce Album the GOAT
LOS ANGELES, CA—On August 30, 2025, mere moments after toasting Taylor Swift’s engagement to Travis Kelce, music critics gleefully declared
Kamala Harris Flees Assassins After Trump Cuts Secret Service
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA—On August 30, 2025, Vice President Kamala Harris was reportedly spotted sprinting from a swarm of international assassins
Taylor Swift Nixes Bridesmaids, Shocks Brittany Mahomes
LEAWOOD, KS—On August 29, 2025, pop queen Taylor Swift dropped a wedding bombshell on Brittany Mahomes, declaring her nuptials with
Trump Spins ‘Wheel of Random Deportation’ for Migrants
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On August 28, 2025, President Donald Trump debuted his zany ‘Wheel of Random Country You Get Deported To,’ a
Denny’s Offers Free Pancakes for Parking Lot Brawls
SPARTANBURG, SC—On August 28, 2025, Denny’s unveiled a wild new deal: free pancakes for customers who slug it out in
Travis Kelce Blankly Nods at Cat Ring Bearer Bow Ties
LEAWOOD, KS—On August 28, 2025, a glassy-eyed Travis Kelce, 35, mumbled approvals as fiancée Taylor Swift showcased sparkly bow ties