Local Man Plans to Stay Up Late to Call Katie Taylor “Overrated” If She Loses
DUBLIN — Local sports fan Niall Cremmond has boldly declared that he plans to stay up until nearly 4 a.m. […]
Trump’s 35% Canada Tariff Threat: Will He Back Down Again?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just announced a bold new 35% tariff on all products imported into the
Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary For Child Slavery
SACRAMENTO, CA — In what he calls a bold stand against federal overreach, California Governor Gavin Newsom has proudly declared
DUDE ZONE: “Hey, Have You Seen That Thing I Haven’t Even Looked for Yet?”
Hey! Sorry to bug you while you’re clearly in the middle of an important Zoom call with your boss, but
Ted Bundy Claims Autism Excuse for Murders in Bizarre Confession
Infamous serial killer Ted Bundy has stunned the public by claiming that his violent crimes in the 1970s were actually
Diddy Announces 12 New Artists to Bad Boy Records After Not Guilty Verdict
Music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs wasted no time celebrating his recent not guilty verdicts, announcing today that he has signed
I Swear Trailer: Robert Aramayo Shines in Tourette’s Advocate Biopic
Robert Aramayo, widely recognized for his roles in fantasy epics like The Rings of Power (as Elrond) and Game of
Dumbledore Reconsiders Wisdom of Housing Aspiring Dark Wizards in Snake-Themed Dorm
HOGWARTS — Headmaster Albus Dumbledore has recently begun to question whether it was truly wise to dedicate an entire house
Milwaukee Removes Bronze Fonz Statue to Address Greaser Legacy
Milwaukee has officially taken down its famous riverfront Bronze Fonz statue, marking what officials say is a long-overdue reckoning with