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Canceled: Garth Brooks’s disastrous residency at Caesar’s is finally ended: “This Town Is a Ghost Town”

After insulting his fan base and aligning himself with Bud Light over American values, Garth Brooks faced a string of setbacks. Initially, he had a successful Vegas residency at Caesar’s Palace, selling out every seat and securing a lucrative contract that seemed poised to continue for another year or two.

However, after labeling his fans as “a-holes” and making controversial choices, Brooks experienced a downturn in his career. He lost recording contracts, was disinvited from shows, had the Master of Ceremonies role at the CMAs taken away, and now, Caesar’s Palace has decided to cancel his residency for good.

Caesar’s Entertainment Director Joe Barron explained that Brooks’ shows were now sparsely attended, resembling ghost towns, and his popularity had dwindled significantly. According to Brooks’ wife, he will conclude his final performance this week, with her expressing disappointment at what she sees as a loss, emphasizing Brooks’ kind personality.

Facing an uncertain future in the music industry, Brooks is contemplating a drastic change, mentioning the possibility of transitioning and trying women’s swimming. He believes that gaining attention, particularly from Riley Gaines, is the key to fame and fortune in today’s world. Brooks acknowledges the extreme nature of his plan but sees potential opportunities, referencing the NCAA’s recruitment of men to swim as women, as discussed in the comment section of OAN’s Facebook page.

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