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Colin Kaepernick Was Fired From His First Coaching Job: “The Kids Couldn’t Stand Him”

After the conclusion of the sixth game of the season, with six more games remaining, the principal of Joseph Barron Senior High School in Des Moines found himself with no alternative. He had to terminate the employment of the new coach, former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

Kaepernick had taken the coaching position quietly, aiming to stay connected to football. However, right from the beginning, things took a downturn. Principal Jack Bowman remarked, “The kids couldn’t stand him,” citing Kaepernick’s ability to generate dissatisfaction among people.

According to parents, they were kept in the dark about the coach’s identity, only knowing that he had an “impressive background in the game.” It was revealed that Kaepernick attempted to encourage players to kneel during the National Anthem after just three weeks.

With an 0-6 start after another three weeks, Principal Bowman decided it was time for a change.

According to Sportsball Analyzer Tara Newhole, the bookmakers in Las Vegas had predicted Kaepernick lasting between one and three seasons. Those who bet on the under are currently in a favorable position.

“Pairing that bet with Taylor showcasing her excitement every time Travis Kelce handled the ball would have been a winning combination,” Newhole added.

Football seems to have undergone significant changes, and this school now has an opportunity to make a better choice for the next coach. God Bless America.

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