Breaking news, patriots: Kevin Costner has officially enlisted Roseanne Barr, his preferred actress, for a leading role in his upcoming project, sealing the deal with a $30 million contract. Costner revealed the collaboration in an exclusive interview, expressing that he specifically crafted the role with Barr in mind.
According to the Dances with Woodchucks star, the character is a cantankerous woman comparable to the matriarch in “Throw Momma from the Train.” Costner emphasized the need for a unique skill set, one he believes only Roseanne possesses. Describing the role, he mentioned minimal dialogue, consisting mainly of angry grunts and disdainful stares that convey a lost wisdom due to a peculiar post-menopausal affection for unsavory individuals.
Despite reaching out to Roseanne for comment, there has been no response yet. Costner aims to assemble an all-star cast willing to collaborate with Barr, making the casting process highly exclusive. Speculations about notable names like Baio and Carano have circulated, and there’s a hint that Tim Allen might contribute from a distance, emphasizing the importance of his beloved characters over his political views.
Anticipate a humor-filled experience, patriots, as the project is set to hit theaters shortly after Roseanne’s new show airs on NBC, Fox, or the network mentioned in the article you likely just perused.
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