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Beyoncé’s application for membership in the Academy of Country Music is denied: “We mistook her for a joke.”

Beyonce Knowles has expressed a desire to venture into country music, seeking to expand her already impressive collection of Grammys. However, the Academy of Country Music (ACM) has rejected her membership request, citing skepticism about her intentions.

ACM Executive Director Joe Barron expressed surprise, stating, “Honestly, we thought she was joking. Releasing a song with a country vibe and planning an album won’t make her one of us.” The ACM remains unswayed by Beyonce’s Texan roots or genuine appreciation for the genre, dismissing these factors.

Without ACM membership, Beyonce becomes ineligible for ACM Music Awards and may miss opportunities like performing at the Grand Ole Opry. She’s also excluded from events like members’ night at Kid Rock’s Nashville Honkytonk, Golden Corral’s 10% discount, and early entry to the annual Bass Pro Shop gun safe sale.

This setback has been deemed a significant blow to Beyonce’s country aspirations by some, such as a person named Lou encountered at a Galveston 7-11. Despite his questionable reliability, Lou’s opinion underscored the potential impact on Beyonce’s standing in music history.

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