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With Garth Brooks, Blake Shelton cancels a $20 million project, saying, “He’s Not A Very Popular Guy Anymore.”

Garth Brooks finds himself increasingly unpopular in the realm of country music, particularly after disparaging his own fans with the term “a-holes.” This disrespectful move has accelerated the decline of his career.

Adding to the series of setbacks, Blake Shelton, his close friend and co-writer of “Dive Bar,” has decided to sever ties, abandoning a project that could have brought both artists $20 million each. Shelton’s spokesperson, Joe Barron, emphasized that Shelton, mindful of his reputation, had no choice but to cancel the joint tour.

While Brooks remained unavailable for comment, sources close to the former country legend indicate feelings of betrayal by Shelton. There’s speculation that Brooks may find solace by reflecting on the situation and potentially crafting a poignant ballad about it.

Critics remark on Brooks’ seeming propensity for writing emotional songs, with some expressing uncertainty about his current identity. The confusion is further compounded by Brooks’ absence and a general sense of bewilderment, as evidenced by the Entertainment Specialisticator noting a shift from writer’s block to seemingly nonsensical compositions about Del Taco.

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