WASHINGTON, D.C.—On September 3, 2025, President Trump, in a bizarre Oval Office statement, dismissed rumors of his death, claiming no ghost could match his golf game. The Trump-death-rumors-golf saga, dripping with satire, has sparked chuckles and eye-rolls.
“Why won’t you admit you’re dead?” pressed CBS News’ Kaitlin Collins. “Dead? Me? I shot three under par Saturday!” Trump retorted. “Ghosts can’t grip a club—pathetic!” Collins cited Ghost’s Patrick Swayze, but Trump scoffed, “I’d crush Arnold Palmer’s ghost at golf!” For more satire, visit The Babylon Bee.
Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “Trump’s teeing off on death itself!” Media dubbed his “alive” claim fake news. Check updates at Politico. At press time, X users mocked his spectral swagger.