WASHINGTON, D.C.—On September 2, 2025, Eric and Donald Trump Jr. sparked a White House ruckus, begging their father to let them keep a 75-year-old homeless man as a pet. The Trump-boys-homeless-man-pet saga, a wild satirical twist, unfolded as they smuggled their “fuzzy buddy” past staff.
“Please, Daddy, can we keep Mark?” Eric pleaded, petting the man’s scraggly beard. “He sits, shakes, and knows his spot!” The brothers claimed their D.C. street find was house-trained and gave great kisses. For more absurd news, visit The Onion.
Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “The Trump boys turned the White House into a petting zoo!” Later, sources say they buried Mark on the South Lawn after forgetting his meals. Check updates at HuffPost. At press time, X users memed the fiasco into oblivion.