WASHINGTON, D.C.—On September 9, 2025, President Trump, in a gloriously over-the-top decree, exiled the notorious “Phillies Karen” to an El Salvador prison for swiping a home run ball from a kid. The Trump-Phillies-Karen-deportation saga, a satirical snipe, erupted after her viral tantrum at a Phillies game.
“Who snatches a ball from a child? A monster!” Trump bellowed, gleefully stripping her citizenship via executive tweet. “Even the Dems say she’s too vile for America. Off to the slammer!” The drama unfolded when Karen’s whining forced a dad to surrender his son’s prized fourth-inning catch. “Take it, you banshee!” he groaned. For more absurd antics, visit The Babylon Bee.
Legal eagle Benjamin Nickels shrugged, “She’s worse than a traitor—no one’s saving her.” El Salvador, unimpressed, suggested redirecting her to North Korea. Analyst Tara Kline cackled, “Karen’s ball-grab landed her in global exile!” Check updates at The Onion. At press time, X users howled, betting she’d demand to speak to Kim Jong Un’s manager.