LEAWOOD, KS—On September 3, 2025, Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce, 35, unleashed a tidal wave of enthusiasm, begging fiancée Taylor Swift for a shark-themed wedding. The Travis-Kelce-shark-themed-wedding proposal, brimming with absurdity, featured tables named after shark species and a snarling great white ice sculpture.
“Babe, you love animals!” Kelce gushed, suggesting shark-mouth invitations and raving about megalodons. “They’re huge, like my love for you!” Swift, reportedly unimpressed, faced a follow-up pitch for a space-themed bash inspired by the moon landing. For more celebrity satire, visit The Onion.
Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “Kelce’s wedding ideas are a real jaws-dropper!” Check updates at TMZ. At press time, X users memed Kelce’s aquatic obsession into viral hilarity.