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Tom Hanks and Sylvester Stallone Won’t Work Together Because “He Weirds Me Out”

Sylvester Stallone boasts a lengthy and diverse career encompassing roles as an actor, writer, producer, and director spanning nearly four decades. However, there’s a notable omission on his resume, and that’s any involvement with Tom Hanks.

Expressing his discomfort, Stallone stated, “He weirds me out, especially up close. I’ve shaken his hand a few times. He’s just… blech.” Despite various opportunities, Stallone opted out of collaborating with Hanks. He turned down roles such as the big guard in “The Green Mile” and Wilson in “Castaway,” eventually played by a volleyball.

Asserting his potential in roles like the big guard in “The Green Mile” and expressing confidence in outperforming Ted Danson in “Saving Private Ryan,” Stallone did not provide a specific reason for his discomfort with Tom Hanks. Speculations suggest a connection to unfounded accusations circulating in right-wing circles, linking Hanks to activities involving Jeffrey Epstein and Senate Democrats.

Our Lead Correspondster commented, “That’s quite likely. There’s a peculiar obsession with Tom Hanks in some right-wing circles, stemming from unverified Q-Anon posts about Epstein. As far as our investigation indicates, Hanks may or may not be falsely accused of assassinating the real JFK in 2004.”

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