LEAWOOD, KS—On August 29, 2025, pop queen Taylor Swift dropped a wedding bombshell on Brittany Mahomes, declaring her nuptials with Travis Kelce will be a bridesmaid-free zone. The Taylor-Swift-no-bridesmaids shocker, delivered with a coy smile, stunned Mahomes, who was already plotting a bachelorette bash.
“Brittany, you’re sweet, but bridesmaids? Not my vibe,” Swift said, nixing even Kylie Kelce from the ceremony. “Dress drama and travel chaos? Hard pass. You’d be my dream pick, but Travis and I want it chill—maybe no reception either!” For more celebrity satire, visit The Onion.
Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “Swift’s axing the bridal party like a chart-topping single!” Mahomes was offered a post-wedding coffee as a consolation. Check updates at People. At press time, X users memed Swift’s minimalist wedding as the ultimate breakup song.