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Taylor Swift and Garth Brooks were both turned down for a spot at the Toby Keith tribute concert.

The planning for Toby Keith’s tribute concert is in its early stages, with a definite criterion in place: only artists respected by Toby will perform.

Taylor Swift, who distanced herself from Toby after achieving success, and Garth Brooks, who completely abandoned country fans, attempted to garner attention in the wake of Toby’s passing. Joe Barron, Ted Nugent’s Stage Manager, emphasized, “We weren’t going to allow that; those two will do anything for the spotlight.”

Toby’s wife, Karen Kardashian Keith, expressed her firm stance against allowing individuals Toby had little respect for to sing any of his hit songs during the tribute.

“Could you imagine that little twit singing ‘Red Solo Cup’?” Karen questioned. “I bet she doesn’t even know the words. Garth wanted to perform ‘I’ll Never Smoke Weed with Willy Again,’ but since Jimmy Buffet is no longer here, he suggested bringing Gene Simmons along. Just what the hell?”

At this juncture, it appears there might be something suspicious about this entire narrative, according to the patriots. In all the years of journalistic endeavors, Karen’s name flows unusually well, suggesting there might be some significance.

The Kardashian family has opted to stay out of the situation. Chloe mentioned on her TikTok account, “We sent a basket of mini-muffins. I really hope what’s his name made it to heaven.”

Appreciation for that heartfelt sentiment, young lady.

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