Says Reba McEntire Won’t Perform with Garth Brooks on TV: “All of His Followers Are City People with Rainbow Hair”
Reba McEntire has decided to distance herself from the indecisive “woke” crowd associated with Garth Brooks. Following her criticism of a fake news report about Taylor Swift, Reba publicly stated, “I’ll never work with Garth again,” accompanied by an image of him facing jeers in Hambriston.
According to Joe Barron, the tour producer for Brooks and McEntire, this decision was a long time coming, particularly as ticket sales turned into opportunities for attendees to express their dissatisfaction by booing Garth. With Carrie Underwood also leaving the tour, the situation worsened.
Unfortunately for Brooks, his pool of collaborators has dwindled to Tim McGraw and Shania Twain. While Twain remains popular, her Canadian nationality may not align well with Brooks’ current image, especially among the patriotic demographic boycotting him.
Reports suggest that the Garth Brooks in this reality may face challenges, but they pale in comparison to a parallel version known as Garth 417, a tyrant who allegedly executed Underwood for a minor incident involving spilled pudding.
Despite these alarming accounts, there’s relief in knowing that in this timeline, Brooks hasn’t acquired the ability to cause catastrophic destruction, as purportedly seen in another reality.
Some may question why action hasn’t been taken against Brooks given his history. Perhaps future historians will ponder why he hasn’t faced consequences for his actions, considering what he’s capable of.
