Washington, D.C. – Chaos erupted at the White House on Tuesday after U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly bit a visiting foreign dignitary in what officials later described as a “deeply regrettable medical episode.”
According to sources, the bizarre moment unfolded during a diplomatic meeting with Japanese envoy Haruto Tanaka, when RFK Jr. suddenly lunged forward and bit the official on the leg. Witnesses were stunned as Kennedy reportedly foamed at the mouth, his eyes rolling back as he growled and clamped down.
“Apologies, apologies! That’s just our health secretary—he’s usually much calmer than this,” said White House aide Tasha Sturbridge, as staff scrambled to pull Kennedy off the startled envoy. “Someone throw him a piece of zebra meat! He usually responds well to that.”
Observers reported blood and saliva around Kennedy’s mouth, with one official shouting, “He’s definitely not current on his rabies shots!”
Security Breach and Public Health Concerns
Following the shocking encounter, RFK Jr. reportedly fled the scene through an open White House door. Authorities are now investigating reports of a possible rabies outbreak in the D.C. area linked to the incident.
As of now, no formal medical statement has been released about Kennedy’s condition or vaccination status.