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Refusing to Work for Disney’s “Woke Cinematic Universe” is Denzel Washington.

Denzel Washington claims that he has no plans to “go woke,” which is why he declined a significant role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that would have paid him over $30 million.

“They wanted me to pretend he was secretly gay, but they also wanted me to play a major character.” My role involved portraying a gay man who faces identity issues. in a film featuring superheroes. Thank you not at all.

Although Washington would not specify which character he was supposed to “out,” our analysts have determined that it would likely be either Groot or Thanos. Marvel’s Director of Operations Jo Barron stated, “They’re the only ones that make sense, but it wasn’t them.”

Who then was it? Marvel briefly used superheroes similar to PBR at a Trump rally. It’s impossible to estimate the number of characters who were gay in secret.

Some claimed that if Agent Carter and Black Widow had gotten together when they were younger, there may have been a lot of chemistry between them and a sequence that probably wouldn’t have been appropriate for a PG-13 film.

In any case, Washington claims there’s no possibility he’ll be employed by the woke in the near future. “I work on award-winning films,” the Hollywood actor declared. “You remember the Titans? Yes. You Recall the Titans.

Washington currently has three ordinary Oscars that he proudly keeps on top of his refrigerator in addition to eleven Black Oscars that he refuses to accept. America, God bless you.

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