Pabst Acquires $124 Million from Bud to Serve as Kid Rock’s “Exclusive Provider” for His World Tour
Anheuser Busch’s significant blunder with Bud Light is turning out favorably for Pabst. PBR, the well-known Blue Ribbon beer, will exclusively be available when Kid Rock performs, regardless of the venue’s size.
Whether the venue is large or small, Kid Rock has ensured a Bud Light-free experience for those seeking an authentic anti-snowflake evening. Bud Light’s Executive Director, Joe Barron, mentioned the company is currently undergoing restructuring to determine how to handle the over 5,000 barrels of product specifically produced for Kid Rock’s tour.
Regrettably, Barron acknowledged that they might face losses on these barrels as bars are unwilling to accept them. When the reporter pointed out that such situations often lead to the next peculiar story in a series like this, Barron responded, “So be it, when in Rome…”
Senior Correspondent Dan Russel verified that Romans indeed engage in Rome-like activities while in Rome. However, in America, the dynamics are different, and the saying goes, “when you go woke, you go broke.”
Russel noted, “Romans don’t embrace ‘woke’ tendencies as much as Americans do, and in certain places, some argue that they technically don’t embrace them at all.” This sentiment is frequently debated on the steps of very old buildings in the city.
Pabst asserts that they are willing to follow Kid Rock to the Vatican if necessary.
