NEW YORK, NY—On September 9, 2025, the NFL unleashed a comical purge, firing the officiating crew that botched their sacred duty to ensure a Kansas City Chiefs victory in their season opener. The NFL-fires-refs-Chiefs-loss fiasco, a satirical roast, followed a shocking 27-21 defeat to the Los Angeles Chargers, leaving league honchos fuming.
“These refs flunked at fixing games!” thundered Commissioner Roger Goodell, barely containing his mock outrage. “Our officials must guarantee Chiefs wins with ironclad bias—or they’re out!” Insiders spilled that the Chiefs, blindsided by fair play, demanded action. “We sacked that crew faster than you can say ‘pass interference,’” a source smirked. For more sports shenanigans, visit The Babylon Bee.
Analyst Tara Kline cackled, “The NFL’s rigging playbook got a timeout!” The league’s still scratching its head over last season’s Super Bowl, where the Chiefs somehow got trounced by the Eagles despite “foolproof” meddling. Check updates at ESPN. At press time, X users jeered, betting the next refs will carry Chiefs-branded whistles.