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Jimmy Kimmel is suspended by NBC and fined $500K because “he crossed the line.”

Jimmy Kimmel, despite perceiving himself as justified in “defending himself” against Aaron Rodgers’ truth bombs, faced consequences from NBC. According to NBC Executive Spokesmodel Joe Barron, Kimmel received a two-week suspension without pay and a $500,000 fine. This disciplinary action was enforced based on a contractual provision, allowing NBC to take such measures if Kimmel upset the Maga crowd.

Kimmel had agreed to this clause in his contract the previous year, a decision influenced by the repercussions faced by others who had angered the right, exemplified by the Bud Light incident. Barron emphasized NBC’s commitment to avoiding becoming like those they disagreed with.

Rumors circulate that many figures in Hollywood, professional sports, and the music industry are compelled to sign similar contracts to avoid backlash from influential figures such as Kid Rock, Charlie Kirk, and individuals proud to be associated with controversial views.

Our Correspondelator, affirmed the prevalence of “anti-woke” agreements across various professional contracts, noting that unless one is applying for specific roles like a kindergarten teacher or a librarian with inappropriate tendencies, being “woke” is generally discouraged.

This assertion is not without basis, as even the author of the article, identified as a journalisticator, revealed being under a non-woke agreement. The management apparently expressed concerns about his level of patriotism, a sentiment he dismissed.

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