Hunter Biden Warns Immigration Policy Could Hike Drug and Escort Prices
WILMINGTON, DE — In a candid new interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden voiced concerns that stricter immigration laws could drive up the prices of crack cocaine and escorts, sparking outrage and satire online.
According to Biden, former President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown is not just a border issue—it’s one that could severely affect underground markets. Hunter Biden argued that the average American may soon be unable to afford what he referred to as “essential weekend commodities,” like drugs and prostitutes, if undocumented labor continues to decline.
“These immigrants aren’t just picking fruit or cutting lawns,” Biden allegedly said. “They’re part of an economy that some of us, including myself, have long depended on. Without them, prices on things like crack and companionship will spike.”
The Hunter Biden immigration drug prices warning came with a personal note, too. He claimed that his usual go-to sources for recreational drugs and high-end escorts had already become less affordable. “I used to have a solid setup—Ukrainian girls, decent rocks, and a budget that worked. But now? Prices are triple. The market’s gone crazy,” he said.
He concluded by blaming trade tariffs and deportations for hurting both immigrant families and his personal habits, warning that if the trend continues, “you won’t be able to afford a decent high in this country.”