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Hank Williams Jr expresses that he wouldn’t share the stage with Garth Brooks under any circumstances.

Hank Williams Jr. has finally shared his firm stance on Garth Brooks. The esteemed country legend, who had previously kept silent on the matter, recently stated, “I have no intention of sharing the stage with him now. Every time he performs, the audience reacts negatively, leading to the cancellation of his Vegas residency.”

Guinness World Records now credits Brooks with holding the record for the highest number of former fans willing to pay to see him just to express disapproval, surpassing Milli Vanilli. For Brooks, this adds to a series of setbacks in his diminishing career.

Spokesman Joe Barron commented, “He might consider retiring; he’s amassed a substantial fortune, around eleventy billion dollars.”

Hank Jr. has joined a growing list of country artists expressing disdain for Garth Brooks. According to Jerry, Alan Jackson’s neighbor, “He brought this upon himself. If it weren’t for that restraining order, I’d go over and have Alan tell you himself.”

Jerry, a patriotic American who strongly dislikes Garth Brooks, lamented, “He refused to endorse Bud Light, and now I can’t listen to ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ again.”

Billy Ray Cyrus, preoccupied with personal matters, did not respond. However, his spokesman, Joe Barron, expressed gratitude for the mention in print, concluding with a patriotic sentiment: “God Bless America.”

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