LOS ANGELES, CA—On September 7, 2025, Euphoria Season 3 is in production, slated for a 2026 premiere. The Euphoria-Season-3-plot buzz, drenched in satire, promises a bizarre return. Here’s the scoop:
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Alternate universe: Set where The Idol is a smash hit.
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Rue’s new struggle: Sober, she battles a sugar obsession.
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Mystery lunch lady: Kathy Bates reprises her enigmatic role.
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Time jump clue: Characters’ nail lengths mark the years.
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Hays Code twist: The season follows old-school censorship rules.
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Ottoman allegory: Mirrors 16th-century North African empire drama.
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Levinson’s vision: Picks up from Sam Levinson’s latest whim.
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Cast shake-up: Sydney Sweeney out, Richard Kind in.
Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “This season’s a chaotic fever dream!” For more TV satire, visit The Onion. Check updates at Variety. At press time, X fans were roasting the sugar-fueled plotline.