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Gordon Ramsay had to kick Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, two “sloppy drunks,” out of Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas.

In Las Vegas, beyond the usual attraction of gambling, people typically find enjoyment in two other activities: eating and drinking. In a civilized setting, individuals can gather at a nice venue with friends, savor cocktails, indulge in a meal, and relish the company of loved ones.

However, a different scene unfolded when Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce visited Hell’s Kitchen Las Vegas. Despite the restaurant being fully booked for months, the celebrity duo insisted on a table. One couple even offered their table in exchange for an autograph, turning the evening into a Taylor Swift spectacle.

Seated with her partner and five friends, Taylor treated the restaurant as if it were her Manhattan penthouse living room. The Maitre De, Joe Barron, was so flustered that he called Chef Ramsay himself. Chef Ramsay, visibly displeased, descended from his Caesar’s suite, approached the table, and sternly addressed the group. Despite the scolding, the group burst into laughter, prompting Taylor to inquire if they were on camera. In response, Chef Ramsay had them tazed and removed from the premises.

When seeking a statement from Caesar’s management, they directed inquiries to the sports book. The reported incident at Hell’s Kitchen raised skepticism, with odds given at 70-to-one that it never occurred, which, ironically, are still better than the odds of the Patriots winning another Super Bowl before 2030.

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