Chiefs’ Front Office Issues Travis Kelce issues an ultimatum: dump Taylor Swift or go somewhere else.
The Kansas City Chiefs rarely discuss it openly, but the team’s front office and ownership hold a strong dislike for Taylor Swift.
According to team spokesman Joe Barron, “They just want her out of the spotlight. When she attends games, half the crowd is more focused on her, turning their heads to see if she’ll do something or shouting ‘Taylor, Taylor’ at the big screen. It’s not good for football.”
A recent survey of the crowd revealed a shift from the previous 92 percent Chiefs fans to 8 percent opponents ratio. Now, they regularly observe 8 percent opponents and a 50-50 split between Chiefs fans and Swifties.
Barron mentioned, “They’re now paying Eras Tour prices for their tickets, and the most popular jersey in the crowd is ‘Swift’ with the number 88. We’re unsure if it holds significance beyond the belief that she’s a Nazi.”
Sports Correspondent investigated the issue and found it to be somewhat exaggerated. She compared it to the Jesus scene in The Stewie Griffin Movie, stating, “When I heard Al Michaels got fired for disrespecting her, I had to see for myself. Turns out he’s just unpleasant, and the crowd doesn’t really care who’s in the VIP boxes. The cameras capture Taylor about as much as they should, considering she’s the most popular person on the planet.”
However, it’s worth noting that Tara is a Swifty, so there might be some bias in her reporting. We’ll provide updates on this developing story. God Bless America.
