BEVERLY HILLS, CA—On September 3, 2025, a young celebrity stunned Hollywood’s elite at a gender reveal party, proclaiming her unborn baby is trans. The celebrity-unborn-baby-trans spectacle, attended by stars like Annette Bening and Robert De Niro, sparked wild buzz.
“After three abortions, my trans-boy’s kicks prove its genes are wrong!” the star gushed, adding, “Trans is so hot right now!” Her publicist denied influence from trans-supporting celebs. Paparazzi caught blue and pink genetically modified roosters bursting from a cake, only to peck each other to bits. For more satire, visit The Babylon Bee.
Charlize Theron chimed in, “I knew it, just like I knew my toddler was trans!” Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “This baby’s already breaking barriers!” Check updates at Variety. At press time, X users roared as the star dubbed her baby indigenous and neurodivergent too.