Breaking: Sylvester Stallone pulls out of a $1 billion project with Robert De Niro, whom he describes as “unsettling.”
Breaking: Lia Thomas has been deemed ineligible for the Women’s Sports Hall of Fame and has been suggested to consider trying for the Men’s Hall of Fame instead.
Bill Maher removes Whoopi Goldberg from his show, bluntly urging her to “Seek professional assistance, Oopie.”
Breaking News: Garth Brooks Resigns from the Country Music Scene, Citing Decreased Audience Engagement: “I Feel Like My Voice Isn’t Heard Anymore.”
Roseanne Barr signs a $1 billion contract with Fox News for her upcoming show, poised to go head-to-head with ABC’s The View.