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Breaking news: Gordon Ramsay ejects Whoopi Goldberg from his restaurant.

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay made headlines once again as reports surfaced of him ejecting Whoopi Goldberg from his Las Vegas restaurant, Hell’s Kitchen. The incident unfolded last night when Goldberg and her group arrived for dinner.

According to witnesses, Ramsay displayed a sour mood from the outset, glaring at Goldberg upon her entrance and making muttered remarks. Upon being seated, Ramsay approached the group, insisting on seeing their IDs. When questioned by Goldberg about the necessity, Ramsay reportedly retorted, “Because I don’t want any underage diners in my restaurant.”

Goldberg, at 65 years old, understandably took offense at the comment and requested to speak with the manager. Ramsay, however, was unyielding. He purportedly took hold of Goldberg’s arm, escorting her out of the restaurant while hurling obscenities. Despite attempts by Goldberg’s entourage to intervene, Ramsay remained enraged and unreceptive to reason.

In a press statement, Ramsay justified his actions, stating, “I have the right to refuse service to anyone I want. Whoopi Goldberg is a has-been actress who hasn’t done anything relevant in years. I don’t want her in my restaurant bringing down the vibe.”

The incident has triggered widespread social media outrage, with calls for a boycott of Ramsay’s restaurants. Goldberg herself has remained silent, but sources close to her suggest she is contemplating legal action against Ramsay.

Meanwhile, Ramsay appears to relish the attention, sharing photos of himself with other celebrities like Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal, accompanied by the caption “No has-beens allowed!” Whether Ramsay is earnest or seeking more publicity remains unclear, but his inflated ego is evident.

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