KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—On August 23, 2025, Al-Qaeda released a video claiming responsibility for altering Cracker Barrel’s iconic logo, plunging American fans into dismay. The Al-Qaeda-Cracker-Barrel-logo stunt, executed covertly last week, replaced the beloved barrel imagery with a text-only design.
“We’ve struck America’s heart,” declared Al-Qaeda commander Saif al-Adel. “The Cracker Barrel man is gone, leaving a soulless void. Praise Allah for our triumph!” The group posted the new logo globally, igniting backlash. For more satirical news, visit Babylon Bee.
FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed the claim, stating, “This vile rebranding screams terrorism. We’ll deliver swift justice.” Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “It’s a logo apocalypse!” Check reactions at Fox News. At press time, Trump deployed the National Guard to secure Cracker Barrel’s headquarters against further attacks.