LONDON—On September 12, 2025, director Emerald Fennell dropped a bombshell, vowing her Wuthering Heights film will be a scene-for-scene remake of Twilight, the 2005 vampire romance. The Wuthering-Heights-Twilight-adaptation news, a satirical riot, promises a “brooding, fang-tastic” take on the Brontë classic, leaving fans howling.
“I’m obsessed with Twilight,” Fennell gushed, claiming she gifted the cast hardcover copies of Stephenie Meyer’s novel. “Jacob Elordi as Edward and Margot Robbie as Bella will slay!” She insists this Wuthering-Heights-Twilight-adaptation stays true to the sparkly vampire saga, unlike the “inferior” Laurence Olivier version. For more movie madness, visit The Onion.
Analyst Tara Kline cackled, “Fennell’s swapped moors for Forks—genius!” Check updates at Variety. At press time, X users mocked the swap, betting Heathcliff now sparkles in sunlight.