WASHINGTON, D.C.—On September 8, 2025, Stephen Colbert’s iconic dancing vaccines took center stage at a Senate Finance Committee hearing, testifying against Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s health policies. The Colbert-dancing-vaccines-RFK-Jr spectacle, a satirical jab, saw Democrats probe the HHS Secretary’s controversial moves.
Senator Elizabeth Warren pressed, “Did Kennedy’s policies cost you your jobs?” Dancing Vaccine #2 replied, “We were stars on The Late Show until Kennedy’s CDC changes left us dancing for pennies!” RFK Jr. deflected, “I didn’t fire them—blame late-night TV’s humor drought!” For more satire, visit The Babylon Bee.
Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “Those syringes jabbed back hard!” Rumors swirled about a red M&M testifying next over Kennedy’s Red 40 ban. Check updates at Politico. At press time, X users were buzzing over the vaccines’ dramatic testimony.