KANSAS CITY, MO—On September 5, 2025, Chiefs coach Andy Reid pulled Travis Kelce aside for a sideline-style pep talk, schooling the tight end on his upcoming wedding night duties. The Andy-Reid-Travis-Kelce-wedding-night huddle, a comedic masterclass, had Reid breaking down bedroom basics with bobblehead dolls.
“Positioning and awareness are key,” Reid advised, mapping out “basic formations” while Kelce scribbled notes. “Stick to fundamentals, find openings, and read her moves. Oh, and ditch the helmet!” Reid promised headset support from the next room. For more sports satire, visit The Onion.
Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “Reid’s coaching Kelce to score off the field!” Check updates at ESPN. At press time, X users were memeing Reid’s playbook into viral gold.