WASHINGTON, D.C.—On August 28, 2025, President Donald Trump debuted his zany ‘Wheel of Random Country You Get Deported To,’ a game-show-inspired contraption to fling undocumented migrants to far-flung destinations. The Trump-wheel-of-deportation stunt, straight out of a fever dream, had reporters agog in the White House Press Room.
“Round it goes, where it lands, nobody knows!” Trump crowed as the wheel spun, landing on Djibouti. “Off Juan goes to Djibouti—great folks there, bigly lucky!” When CNN’s Kaitlan Collins questioned the ethics, Trump snapped, “Racist Kaitlan, assuming Juan’s not Djiboutian? I’m colorblind!” For more political satire, visit The Babylon Bee.
Even Trump’s cheerleaders in new media scratched their heads. Sources say he crafted the wheel after binging Wheel of Fortune. Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “It’s deportation roulette!” At press time, Pat Sajak was tapped to spin the wheel for ICE. Check updates at Politico.